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peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

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canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

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canada wins

Posted 2 hours ago With 203,629 notes

How defeated you get…

fuckyeahmaxlovesyou:

scienceforscience:

When you bounce your first check.

When you notice the three zero’s on ALL of your bank accounts.

When you walk into your house and you know nothing is there that can make you happy.

When you text that someone you really want to talk to and they don’t respond.

When you go to start your car and nothing happens after struggling with it for months.

When you go to do something productive and you just make more of a mess than what was originally there.

When you put the wrong shoe on the wrong foot.

When you try to speak and instead you get talked over.

When you try to act and instead you fuck up.

When you try to function and you end up becoming useless.

When you actually TRY and you end up going nowhere…

When you cant cheer up the one friend you have promised to be there for no matter what.

when you look at yourself in the mirror and nothing positive comes to mind.

when you pull out your stash or blade box without hesitation.

when you harm yourself to only attempt to FEEL.

when those attempts are lost and you realize how much of a disappointment you really are.

Posted 15 hours ago With 3 notes

kandieddubstep:

Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

How defeated you get…

When you bounce your first check.

When you notice the three zero’s on ALL of your bank accounts.

When you walk into your house and you know nothing is there that can make you happy.

When you text that someone you really want to talk to and they don’t respond.

When you go to start your car and nothing happens after struggling with it for months.

When you go to do something productive and you just make more of a mess than what was originally there.

When you put the wrong shoe on the wrong foot.

When you try to speak and instead you get talked over.

When you try to act and instead you fuck up.

When you try to function and you end up becoming useless.

When you actually TRY and you end up going nowhere…

Posted 23 hours ago With 3 notes

adifferentworldwelivein:

publicrabbit:

zenami:

Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself

Hey looks it’s me

and me

are you single ?

@Anonymous

Yes, but I would rather talk to a person with a name and face than an Anon lol :P Skype me -Haley G- Is my name or you can add me on facebook.

Posted 2 days ago With 0 notes

cuteys:

amazing :o