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I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge

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IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE

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this is breaking my heart :(

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i guess i have a cat now

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Posted 10 hours ago With 307,417 notes

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

Posted 12 hours ago With 233,570 notes

You know what, you’re right. Pete Wentz is such a douche bag.

headfirstslideintobandom:

ragingpaige:

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Posted 2 days ago With 46,557 notes

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

rosebadasswolf:

soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

joanegbert:

greatmoustachesploosh:

pointless-nonsense:

peterclines:

It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.

Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.

For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.

 he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit.  616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.

I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE

JFC IM 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN WOLVERINE?!!?!? HOW IS HE SO SHORT?~?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

Wolverine has always been short, you didn’t know?

What’s funny is that Robert Downey Jr is 5’8”.
That armor must have some killer heels.

do i look like a comic book reader to you. the only way ive been exposed to Wolverine is by the movies and the ACTOR is SUPER TALL CUZ WHENEVER HES NEAR OTHER DUDES HE TOWERS OVER THEM SO YEAH I DIDNT KNOW ABDLASDASHDASLD. 

im pretty sure its a known fact he stands on a box…or wears heels

Couldn’t resist so I looked it up- Mark Ruffalo is 5’8”!
Science Boyfriends are nose to nose!

*SCREAMS AND COLLAPSES* *DIES FROM SHOCK*

OMG I’M AS TALL AS WOLVERINE

So I had a makeover done today… what do you all think? I think the extra effort will be worth it :) #gay #lesbian #dyke #makeover #styled #crazy #different #new #hair #makeup #blueeyes #blue #blond #highlights #lowlights #lokkinggood

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the-beauty-in-breakdown:

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doughnuthunter:

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I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

Posted 6 days ago With 120,706 notes

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

sunnystrong:

doleful-capricious:

tentacletherapissed:

sixpackofswole:

sunnystrong:

"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"

Yes, yes they do

Reblogging this not only because it’s what we people need to hear but also because I’m in love with this room.

THIS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE THANK YOU

Probs not the same person

Yes u r so right. I took a picture of myself on the top and then photoshopped my sports bra and top of my spandex and scar on my stomach onto someone else’s stomach and then my pillowcase and sheets and wall just to make this post to trick all these ppl!!!!!! wow u caught me in the act red handed what shall I ever do now!!!????!