I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge
IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE
this is breaking my heart :(
i guess i have a cat now
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
You know what, you’re right. Pete Wentz is such a douche bag.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg