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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

Posted 18 hours ago With 103,685 notes

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

sunnystrong:

doleful-capricious:

tentacletherapissed:

sixpackofswole:

sunnystrong:

"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"

Yes, yes they do

Reblogging this not only because it’s what we people need to hear but also because I’m in love with this room.

THIS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE THANK YOU

Probs not the same person

Yes u r so right. I took a picture of myself on the top and then photoshopped my sports bra and top of my spandex and scar on my stomach onto someone else’s stomach and then my pillowcase and sheets and wall just to make this post to trick all these ppl!!!!!! wow u caught me in the act red handed what shall I ever do now!!!????!

ai-yo:

they saved her life

mothz:

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

sigh, this.

Posted 1 day ago With 148,686 notes

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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Posted 4 days ago With 175,403 notes

  • me while playing a game: SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME
  • me when i finish the game: omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.

Posted 4 days ago With 23,735 notes

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

My very first thought on my thought tree. Truest and most frequent thought I have :) @jettie82828 #gf #girlfriend #love #loveher #iloveher #inlove #gay #lesbian #dyke #fuckiloveher #somuch

Said we didnt have many pictures of us together. As the result I captured a kiss on camera XD #kiss #love #loveher #gay #lesbian #gf #girlfriend #wecute #cute #cutie #awesomegf #shesamazing

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.