The Homoapplelover

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The Monster


my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

Posted 23 hours ago With 187,011 notes


"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.


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Awesome doodles! neon lovely and sharpie qualified :) Some of the best things ive done in a while. #neon #sharpie #art #doidles #hightimes #funtimes #high #doodles #awesome #cool #gay #lesbian #dyke #hippo #dragonfly #mushrooms #trippy #wicked


by request, rainbow spinners without the lines


lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

Posted 2 days ago With 82,527 notes





i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 


i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

Posted 2 days ago With 260,129 notes


Alcohol vs marijuana


All I want in life is for someone to sit on the front porch with me and watch thunderstorms.

Posted 2 days ago With 6,147 notes


when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

Posted 3 days ago With 528,592 notes




I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”

This is gorgeous.